OH GOD

I am horrified that Daniel Ward does not know who Hanky is.

If you are also in the dark about this then here are the lyrics to the well known christmas song Hanky the christmas poo:

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr Hankey too!

Ok that is just one little verse but I can assure you its a very funny episode of Southpark. Oh yes, only you'd find this kind of humour in Southpark.

Happy Almost1stofDecember everyone!

honey, i'm home!

I'm back on blogger after a day or two of not blogging, wtf. Anyway I want to show you a picture which makes me want to be Lily Allen...

She looks so cuteeee. I want to be that cute! and I want a panda outfit please, I'd actually wear it out. Maybe.

I am in love with this man

Ok, so Noel Fielding it is.

The Mighty Boosh has made my day many timesssssssssssss. Him and Julian Barrett actually are the people I want to be. If I could be two people.

Harry Potter OOOoooo

Lucie's dad is to thank for what I am drinking right now. LIME SQUASH. Mexican lime squash to be precise. It's from tesco. It's amazing. It's another one of my loves. Try it please. It'll... make your life.

ha

i dropped my words on the floor

OOooooOOoooOOooOOoooooOOOOOOOOooo

HEY, I'm happy today because I realised things you think are important aren't a lot of the time and acoustic music is my favourite.

Life is good again and I love my friends.

Kick the Covers by Tommy Reilly - I love this.

I love waiting to get my hair cut.

I love talking non stop with Lucie then forgetting what we were talking about.

I love people who make you feel good.

I love things that are a bit clichéd.

I love Harry Potter.

I love sparkly things and things with bows and really girly things that I want to hate but don't.

mmmmm

and I LOVE THE FACT THAT I WILL BE GETTING £2 OFF OF

DAN AFTER NEW YEARS BECAUSE I MADE A BET I COULD STAY SOBER FOR THAT LONG. HE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. BUT I WILL. STAY. SOBER. AND. LAY. OFF. THE. ALCOHOL. It honestly makes a mockery of me every time. I'm not an alcoholic by the way.

I also love free hotel jam.

seriously...

This is not appealing madonna. What are you doing?! I don't have anything against people not feeling their age, but there does become a point where its just not right. There's no denying that in the 80's Madonna was definitely an icon in her own right, but she was in her 20's then. This is the 21st century... you are now 50. I'm not telling you to act your age, but at least dress with more dignity and quit while you're ahead.